A Purple Snake

A Purple Snake desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber of all things.

A Purple Snake needed a teapot that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

A Purple Snake had a chocolate bar to play with. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Snake looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

A Purple Snake always had with them a stapler that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.

A Purple Snake always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.