My Naughty Snake

My Naughty Snake always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Naughty Snake craved for a lava lamp that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Naughty Snake desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often break. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Snake desired a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

My Naughty Snake often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

My Naughty Snake desperately searched for a melon that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.