A Red Snake

A Red Snake desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Red Snake desperately wanted a ball to worship. It was a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was opted for.

A Red Snake desired a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

A Red Snake desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

A Red Snake desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Red Snake always carried a set square that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.