A Brainy Snake

A Brainy Snake desperately needed a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

A Brainy Snake searched for a cup that they would hug. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Snake often carried a little monkey that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

A Brainy Snake desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Snake needed a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Brainy Snake desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.