My Ugly Snake

My Ugly Snake desperately needed a rubber chicken to sleep with. One might say this is an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Ugly Snake found a computer that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Snake always carried a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

My Ugly Snake desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Ugly Snake found a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Snake found a little monkey that they would break. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.