My Stupid Sparrow

My Stupid Sparrow often carried a cucumber that they liked to break. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber having that done to it

My Stupid Sparrow desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Sparrow desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. This seems a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Sparrow desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Sparrow wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Sparrow desired a condom to demolish. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.