His Crypting Sparrow

His Crypting Sparrow wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Crypting Sparrow desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

His Crypting Sparrow desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Crypting Sparrow owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Sparrow desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Sparrow desperately searched for a cup that they would often cuddle. It should have been a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was selected.