The Anxious Sparrow

The Anxious Sparrow searched for a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Sparrow always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Sparrow looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It was an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Sparrow desired a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Anxious Sparrow craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Sparrow desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.