A Nervous Sparrow

A Nervous Sparrow desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Nervous Sparrow found a piece of paper to drop. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Sparrow owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Sparrow craved for a vibrator to play with. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Nervous Sparrow desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

A Nervous Sparrow desperately searched for a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.