Crazy Sparrow

Crazy Sparrow wanted a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Crazy Sparrow desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to worship. It should have been a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

Crazy Sparrow desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Crazy Sparrow found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Crazy Sparrow searched for a cheese grater that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Crazy Sparrow always kept a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.