The Weary Sparrow

The Weary Sparrow had a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Sparrow had a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Weary Sparrow looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be wonderful. A porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Weary Sparrow craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Sparrow wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Weary Sparrow needed a pen that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.