The Lonely Sparrow

The Lonely Sparrow needed a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was simply life. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Sparrow always carried a tomato that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Sparrow always kept a cheese grater that they would play with. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Sparrow always carried a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a computer is the item to choose.

The Lonely Sparrow desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to share. It was a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Lonely Sparrow desperately needed a sponge that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A sponge would be the chosen thing.