The Scary Sparrow

The Scary Sparrow desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Sparrow desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was sublime. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Sparrow looked for a pint of beer to throw. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Sparrow carried a big sponge that they would drop. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Sparrow desperately desired a computer that they would often break. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Scary Sparrow found a big sponge to smash. It might be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.