The Special Sparrow

The Special Sparrow needed a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Sparrow searched for a custard pie that they liked to throw. It should be an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Special Sparrow desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Sparrow desperately desired a tomato that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Sparrow searched for a helmet that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Special Sparrow owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.