The Dodgy Sparrow

The Dodgy Sparrow desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Sparrow had a wig that they would experiment on. This could be considered a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Sparrow searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Sparrow carried a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Sparrow had a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Sparrow desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.