A Magical Sparrow

A Magical Sparrow always had with them a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

A Magical Sparrow always kept a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Magical Sparrow carried a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A mug is the item to choose.

A Magical Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Magical Sparrow desired a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It was a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

A Magical Sparrow always carried a painting of a melon that they would eat. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.