My Colourful Sparrow

My Colourful Sparrow desired a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Sparrow owned a pint of beer that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Colourful Sparrow always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Sparrow owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Colourful Sparrow desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Sparrow always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.