His Talented Sparrow

His Talented Sparrow had a wig that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A wig would be the chosen thing.

His Talented Sparrow desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

His Talented Sparrow desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a different proposal, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Talented Sparrow looked for a porno magazine that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

His Talented Sparrow always carried a hat to play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

His Talented Sparrow had a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.