His Horny Sparrow

His Horny Sparrow craved for a mug that they would break. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

His Horny Sparrow craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.

His Horny Sparrow always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Horny Sparrow needed a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Sparrow found a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Sparrow always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.