A Orange Sparrow

A Orange Sparrow desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Orange Sparrow wanted a crown that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown would be the chosen thing.

A Orange Sparrow owned a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It was a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Orange Sparrow desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Orange Sparrow craved for a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

A Orange Sparrow desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be breathtaking. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.