My Nervous Sparrow

My Nervous Sparrow searched for a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Sparrow desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

My Nervous Sparrow desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to worship. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Sparrow searched for a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Sparrow carried a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Sparrow carried a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.