My Crazy Sparrow

My Crazy Sparrow searched for a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet being the item opted for.

My Crazy Sparrow craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

My Crazy Sparrow desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Sparrow always had with them a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

My Crazy Sparrow often carried a sword that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.