Their Naughty Sparrow

Their Naughty Sparrow always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Their Naughty Sparrow desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Their Naughty Sparrow desperately desired a dildo that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

Their Naughty Sparrow desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Their Naughty Sparrow wanted a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Naughty Sparrow always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.