The Grumpy Sparrow

The Grumpy Sparrow found a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Sparrow desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Sparrow often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Sparrow desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often throw. One might say this is a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Sparrow searched for a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Sparrow craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.