My Special Sparrow

My Special Sparrow desperately wanted a hat that they would often play with. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

My Special Sparrow searched for a vibrator that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Special Sparrow desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

My Special Sparrow searched for a piece of paper to throw. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

My Special Sparrow searched for a magic 8 ball that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

My Special Sparrow always carried a can of Tango that they would demolish. It is a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.