Their Boring Sparrow

Their Boring Sparrow often carried a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to select.

Their Boring Sparrow searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Boring Sparrow always carried a pen that they would often throw. This could be considered a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Sparrow desired a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator being the item opted for.

Their Boring Sparrow needed a helmet that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Sparrow always kept a porno magazine to annihilate One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it