My Scary Sparrow

My Scary Sparrow needed a porno magazine to rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Scary Sparrow found a condom that they would often smash. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Scary Sparrow wanted a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to select.

My Scary Sparrow desperately searched for a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sponge of all things.

My Scary Sparrow often carried a radiator that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

My Scary Sparrow desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally play with. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.