Her Retarded Sparrow

Her Retarded Sparrow owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Sparrow desperately craved for a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player of all things.

Her Retarded Sparrow desperately wanted a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Sparrow always had with them a hat that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Sparrow desperately desired a tomato to hug. It would have been a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Sparrow searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.