The Purple Sparrow

The Purple Sparrow looked for a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Purple Sparrow craved for a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Sparrow craved for a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Sparrow always carried a dildo that they would often smash. It is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Sparrow searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a strange action, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Sparrow wanted a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a new action, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke having that done to it