Boring Sparrow

Boring Sparrow desperately craved for a sword to break. This seems an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Sparrow carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a custard pie that they would play with. One might say this is a curious operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Boring Sparrow desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often hug. This might appear to be a weird action, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Boring Sparrow desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.