His Famous Sparrow

His Famous Sparrow often carried a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Sparrow desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Famous Sparrow often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Sparrow craved for a cup that they would occasionally worship. It might be a strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

His Famous Sparrow found a piece of paper to put down their trousers. One might say this is an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

His Famous Sparrow desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.