His Stupid Sparrow

His Stupid Sparrow desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often throw. It is an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Stupid Sparrow had a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Sparrow looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Sparrow desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be fun. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen item.

His Stupid Sparrow always had with them a sponge that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Sparrow desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. One might say this is a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.