His Boring Sparrow

His Boring Sparrow had a radiator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Sparrow carried a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Boring Sparrow desperately needed a computer that they would try to balance on their head. This seems an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A computer is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Sparrow owned a lava lamp to play with. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Sparrow needed a condom that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

His Boring Sparrow wanted a can of Tango to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.