His Yellow Sparrow

His Yellow Sparrow often carried a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Sparrow wanted a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Sparrow desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Yellow Sparrow desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Sparrow wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Yellow Sparrow carried a rubber chicken that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.