The Careful Sparrow

The Careful Sparrow craved for a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Sparrow wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A pint of cider of all things.

The Careful Sparrow had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Sparrow often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Careful Sparrow owned a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an original idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Careful Sparrow found a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.