His Ugly Sparrow

His Ugly Sparrow found a cucumber that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Sparrow always had with them a porno magazine to hug. This seems a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Sparrow needed a set square that they would often hug. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Sparrow owned a cucumber that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Sparrow always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

His Ugly Sparrow often carried a cheese grater to insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to select.