The Adventurous Sparrow

The Adventurous Sparrow desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Adventurous Sparrow desired a custard pie that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Sparrow owned a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems a strange action, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Sparrow always carried a tomato that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Sparrow always carried a rubber johnny to demolish. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Sparrow looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. It is a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.