Bewildered Sparrow

Bewildered Sparrow always had with them a CD player that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Sparrow always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Bewildered Sparrow carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Bewildered Sparrow desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. It should have been a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Sparrow looked for a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.

Bewildered Sparrow had a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.