Their Eccentric Sparrow

Their Eccentric Sparrow searched for a cup that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Sparrow wanted a crown that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A crown was the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Sparrow desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is out of this world. A dildo would be the item chosen.

Their Eccentric Sparrow looked for a cup that they would often embrace. One might say this is an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Sparrow desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Sparrow desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.