The Stupid Sparrow

The Stupid Sparrow searched for a pen that they sometimes share. This is certainly an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A pen would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Sparrow searched for a helmet to put on his head. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Stupid Sparrow needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately needed a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It should be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Sparrow always had with them a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It is an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.