The Brainy Sparrow

The Brainy Sparrow desperately desired a rubber chicken to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Sparrow desired a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Sparrow always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Sparrow desperately searched for a ball to hug. It is a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Sparrow had a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was exciting. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Sparrow searched for a pint of beer to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.