Troubled Sparrow

Troubled Sparrow always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Troubled Sparrow had a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Troubled Sparrow needed a stapler that they would play with. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Sparrow found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Troubled Sparrow desperately craved for a bat that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Troubled Sparrow always carried a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.