The Unusual Sparrow

The Unusual Sparrow always had with them a cup to sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a cup of all things.

The Unusual Sparrow always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Sparrow always kept a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Unusual Sparrow had a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Sparrow desperately needed a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of beer to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.