Their Gentle Sparrow

Their Gentle Sparrow always kept a CD player that they would sometimes throw. It was a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Sparrow often carried a rubber chicken that they would often worship. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

Their Gentle Sparrow desired a pen that they would hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Sparrow wanted a wig that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Sparrow often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Gentle Sparrow owned a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item opted for.