---

jeff talks

copyright by google (lol?)

---

you know , google came to our attention when an old friend sent us a mail that said "HEY, you gotta check out this NEW THING, its called GOOGLE"

see how ancient we are ?

we bought an atari jaguar with francs

well this guy wrote games BEFORE the kid had a commodore

he says fuckall like it's 1973 and basically does him , not "what others want"

he's always been on the list of top idolized coders here but never seen this talk before

as for 99.999% we probably couldnt agree more :p

yea there was this time after when google was like

slightly not meh

they had these talks, trying to TED, some real interesting stuff, never forgot trey ratcliffe too

"you should never do the one thing you like most when you dont feel like it, if it starts feeling like a chore the creativity will die and you'll lose the zone" tho those were not the exact words im sure, its been a while

google+ was one of the best networks imo

SADLY

they wanted to be microsoft huh ?

is that why Brin left, i wonder, sure it wasnt over a coke scandal like the original facebook crew

...

anyway - got #stuff to do ... downhere even if the sun shines today

it doesnt look like things will fix themselves by 2025

it looks even less like any of the governments will fix it

BUT THERES FOOTY ON TV :p

---

WE?

Well, WE ...

#stuff ....

grinding the stuff instead of handing it to the state for burning b/c slow rot is less co2 (but THEY say its lazy) ... trimming the plants to the bone so they dont spend their allowance before the ACTUAL spring arrives ... baking 150gr bread b/c baker costs €2.90 and we actually dont eat more than 150gr bread a day and

you know ....

o wait, you dont

THE GNOMES DO THAT FOR YOU !

mostly things and #stuff, mostly preventing us from doing something that matters like

like buying twitter or adding a version number to the worst OS 100 billion can buy or a phone only people with two jobtitles or a gun in colombia can afford

you know

stuff that matters

dont have time for that , but today something new, the batmower has always been an exercise in zen, more than it is about keeping the neighbours happy with the exact millimetrage of the grass being not one shorter than theirs but certainly not over standard size as seen on tv in the 1950s

the wheel fell off

so its also an exercise in

"dont run over the batwheel" ... we figured it out tho, you have to mow the lawn backwards otherwise the nose of the thing digs into the ground

the nut is somewhere in heaven between this leaf and that one, if you wanna come look for it :

crawl over the fence : we keep it locked hoping someone does so we can claim defense and de-stress in this fine here neighbourhood you stuck us in

the demo huh ?

the game huh ?

well there's thing called "the end of the world" which we would like to ... see evolve a little more and after that we wont have money for it just like before,

we mean, mister Minter here, probably had lucky in the UK back in the 1970s when you didnt have to pay the feudal lords a house before you get the writ to earn one euro (and pay 60% of that the next year)

which is GOOD, otherwise we would have missed out on one of the greater artists of our time

unless you think "code isnt writing?"

then you dont know demoze, besides

no machine on earth knows objects

spending billions on a supercomputer then running python on it to slow it down because you have a team where only the lead engineer can actually read (whats in the manual at least) ?

no, thats not sarcasm

sarcasm is for smart people, we dont have a hi school degree so since we havent studied we cant

and

well, we're saving up the money from between to do something that matters when the world is reborn after all this is over (re : HA ha ...)

so we can do something that matters

like

buy twitter or something

:)

just like the thing on our hoodie is a manji symbol (if you know the difference between right and left - which hopefully you do b/c its all you talk about - you should see) and this is viking

its life

(ygdrassil if you like)

its a good omen

for us

at least

:)

gud, first cycle is upon us , old cats need naps twice because CVS doesnt exist here

its all just lazy and a 30year long act

...

SO

where's the oscars for our performance in that case ?

... heh

no thats NOT sarcasm, we REALLY hold the spaceman in high regard and we REALY think hes a REAL artist

unlike people who call themselves that and in our experience mostly

people who call themselves artists are actually trying to sell you something

artists are usually too busy with that one pixel you wont even notice unless you play the game upside down between 5 to 12 in a room lit with a blacklight

BECAUSE IT DOESNT FEEL RIGHT

and maybe ... tempest 2000 saved us from insanity (turns out that was only delay then hehheh) while doing the deadliest mindjob ever at tupperware nightshift shifting boxes in boxes

even if what the man says, we never got space giraffe past lvl 16 or 20, but we finished tempest to the last level and back

on that old tube tv

ANYWAY, ITS REALLY TIME FOR FIRST CYCLE

your opinion doesnt seem to change what the body is communicating

it probably doesnt speak your language

---

haaaa

just went out to get the mail - natures finest particle system came over-house, its ALWAYS a marvel to see that in motion, the whole flock

nature must be an awesome coder heheh

and SO ... if anyone believe this is gonna fix itself

thats gud for you then, the only species we ever met who behaves like your proverbial lemmings

are self-proclaimed sapients (lemmings dont actually do that, they're smarter than that heh heh)

Yea, so, how do you go from latin-math, catholic doctor-engineering prepschool to "no hi school degree"

ssaaaaaaaaaa

reincarnate in east flanders gravelpits next time in a hole thats 90% VMO where the cops collect nazi artefacts and a few decades later everyone denies everything (especially the 50 guns per house) and half the town is now imported folk

i guess computers is niet weirken

if we were normal

with the same capacity ?

not sure how that works we consider it slightly above average on standard charts with a different wired brain, its not like we flunked much

if you ARE normal and reincarnate here

o but thats easy, it gets worse when we tell people the kid taught himself to read before first grade, then we enter the twilight zone of disbelief but maybe thats the problem. Mundanes

transparent repeating patterns

but YOU ARE, thats the definition of the norm : having the same pattern

call us an autist, its easier tho the actual configuration doesnt have a name here, but it does in certain parts of the cat star constellation where there's no such thing as ab-normal

after all, you see : the norm is the middle which has grown stale, if its not for the fringe attacking it your timeline's at a dead end

we would like to at least be left in peace if we have to sit out this life in this body in this fuckhole

... thats all, thanks

GIVE IT UP FOR JEFF (and molyneux tho thats two worlds apart too and we dont think Peter is an alien)

:)

have one

by ZeroDesign, originally dubbed the resurrection of Akenathen's little sister

turns out its tut ank amuns little sister

big sis maybe even , nefertitis daughter who was promised resurrection

but never got it, unless they pulled her soul back to Sirius

purdy chick eyh ?

royal material too :p

ruled for about 2 years if we're not mistaken

never made history apparently

Mery 't Aten (aten's beloved)

daughter of the heretic who lies at the root of all present-day evil : the three tribes

thats ...

college level cultural history

so

thats too difficult for us, you could google it maybe

sleep tight, next years summer should be hawt stuff !!!

watch boats on the rhine drive on wheels in 10cm of water !

and complain on "how it would have been better if it rained in winter and was a little cold"

dam russians and their ukrainians !

im sure the president of the free world (who is obviously god) will fix this for everyone

by picking fights

with everyone

okay

the vitriol gets corked, its started to burn holes in the floor

shower and sleep

wake up to a night with air that has no humans in it, closest we can get here to "what would it have been if we made it to mongolia"