The Cheerful Troll

The Cheerful Troll desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Troll desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Troll owned a can of Tango that they would often drop. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Troll searched for a porno magazine to share. It might have been an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Cheerful Troll desperately craved for a cup that they would embrace. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Troll desperately desired a sword that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.