The Unusual Troll

The Unusual Troll desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Troll found a porno magazine that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Troll needed a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Troll always kept a cup that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Troll often carried a sword that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Unusual Troll desired a pencil sharpener to eat. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.