A Silly Troll

A Silly Troll owned a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Troll desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Silly Troll needed a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be epic. A vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Silly Troll needed a dildo that they would often play with. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

A Silly Troll often carried a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Troll desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a sword would be the chosen thing.