My Blue Troll

My Blue Troll carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. It is an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered it was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Blue Troll desperately searched for a rubber johnny to annihilate It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Blue Troll always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Troll needed a mug that they would occasionally hug. It would be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

My Blue Troll owned a porno magazine that they liked to break. It should be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

My Blue Troll searched for a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was exciting. A can of Tango being the thing selected.