His Different Troll

His Different Troll found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Different Troll needed a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Different Troll needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

His Different Troll always kept a cup that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to choose.

His Different Troll desperately craved for a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Different Troll always carried a stretchman to throw. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.